Date: 1999-12-02
Hosts: B5CL Rangr
Participants: 13
Special Guests: None
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BEVTESS: same here
RAVEN COBALT: wb Rangr
SataiDelennThe1: BEVTESS you also?
AngelMpath: wb Ranger, fix the problem?
BEVTESS: yes tried 4 different sites and coundnt get them
B5CL Rangr: :::tap tap tap :::: is the system working now?
Drowsbane: WB Rangr
RAVEN COBALT: lol
SataiDelennThe1: Well maybe it isn’t me after all then.
Drowsbane: I’ve heard a couple are having problems, Satai.
B5CL Rangr: check, check check…..
SataiDelennThe1: Brain or AOL B5CL Ranger?
AngelMpath: Earth to Ranger <G>
B5CL Rangr: ::::taps mic ::::::
Gr8 1Gkar: OK, I mailed to JEAG, DROWS & LORI
BEVTESS: I go to them all the time so must be problems online
RAVEN COBALT: yes i can access the web!
B5CL Rangr: I hate it when AOL logs you off because AOL isn’t responding
BEVTESS: I agree
Gr8 1Gkar: Yes RANGER, I agree
Gr8 1Gkar: {S AOLFup
AngelMpath: Ranger, kinda redundant isn’t it?
Gr8 1Gkar: Ironic
B5CL Rangr: AngelMpath, makes you wanna call someone and tell’em to wake up the system
SataiDelennThe1: AngelMPath that would be AOL, yes?
BEVTESS: I think he meant www
Drowsbane: Rangr, hmm, AOL booted you because it wasn’t talking to itself? How odd.
Gr8 1Gkar: Yes, I wosh I could play {S Wakeup} Wav for them
RAVEN COBALT: {s 911chnge
SataiDelennThe1: redundantly ridiculous
Bichonlori: hey gkar.. did koshie get a bath today?
Gr8 1Gkar: No, Y??
OnlineHost: LadyTygerEyez has entered the room.
AngelMpath: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
AngelMpath: ~~LadyTygerEyez~~
AngelMpath: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Gr8 1Gkar: Got one a couple of days ago
B5CL Rangr: Drowsbane, no my puter was talking to AOL, but AOL was in deaf mode
RAVEN COBALT: hiya Tyger
Bichonlori: is he and big dog still haveing problems
Bichonlori: oh cool
B5CL Rangr: {{{{{{ LadyTygerEyez }}}}} I’m glad you made it to my party, get a free drink at the bar
B5CL Rangr: and let’s chat!
LadyTygerEyez: {{{{{{{{{{{Angel}}}}}}}}}}}}
LadyTygerEyez: Hi Raven.
Gr8 1Gkar: No, Big dig, Is BIG DOG
Bichonlori: free drink?
Drowsbane: ,,,,,, Drowsbane: :**: { BouncyPouncyOne } :**: Drowsbane:,,,,,,
AngelMpath: btw, Ranger, I like your new macros
Gr8 1Gkar: dig=dog
LadyTygerEyez: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Ranger}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
BEVTESS: Hi Lady
LadyTygerEyez: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Drows}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
LadyTygerEyez: Hiya Gkar.
B5CL Rangr: AngelMpath, thanks, I’ll make some more shortly
Drowsbane: Oh, Angel, I forwarded that milkbone wav to Rutro over in RO’s.
Drowsbane: She’s the one I got the macro from. She loved it.
Gr8 1Gkar: Hi ya EYEZ
Bichonlori: hi tyger
LadyTygerEyez: Hi Lori.
AngelMpath: kewlies, Drows, I think that’s from MIB
LadyTygerEyez: Hey Gkar, I saw Silver this morning…briefly.
SataiDelennThe1: BTW hello everyone, I am kind of new here.
Drowsbane: Angel, actually, I think it’s Norm from Cheers.
Gr8 1Gkar: O yeah, they were in Taxas ??
Gr8 1Gkar: Again?
OnlineHost: Bichonlori has left the room.
B5CL Rangr: SataiDelennThe, with a name like that … I doubt it
OnlineHost: JRiggs3812 has entered the room.
SataiDelennThe1: Rangr “here” being the keyword.
B5CL Rangr: Hey JRiggs !! Glad to see ya and welcome to Ranger’s Pakmara’s Party
JRiggs3812: howdy folks
Drowsbane: Perhaps new here, but definately not to the show.
Drowsbane: Hey Riggs!
LadyTygerEyez: Yep, they sure were.
JRiggs3812: hello Drows!
SataiDelennThe1: No certainly not new to B5.
Gr8 1Gkar: {S TilNexTime} TTFN. I am off to the Roller Rink
LadyTygerEyez: he called me at 6:15 this morning saying he was 45 minutes from my house.
Gr8 1Gkar: Night
B5CL Rangr: Gr8 1Gkar, see ya
OnlineHost: Bichonlori has entered the room.
LadyTygerEyez: G’Night.
Drowsbane: And I added the wav to the Macro, Angel. Figging. LOL
Gr8 1Gkar: I hate when he does that EYEZ
Bichonlori: hey gkar that 2 dinks threw me off line
Gr8 1Gkar: G’night
Bichonlori: it did not work with me
LadyTygerEyez: I had to scramble to get ready. LOL
Gr8 1Gkar: Good TTFN
AngelMpath: Drows, I knew you would <G>
B5CL Rangr: Welcome Bichonlori to the Eclipse Cafe, we chat about anything SciFi, except age or sex
Gr8 1Gkar: LOL< Yup
Drowsbane: LadyTyg, who?
OnlineHost: Gr8 1Gkar has left the room.
LadyTygerEyez: B5 Silver 1, Drows.
Bichonlori: could someone send me 2 drinks
Drowsbane: Oho!! Say Hi to him for me.
B5CL Rangr: Bichonlori, ask B5Ranger1 for it <weg>
LadyTygerEyez: Barely had enough time this morning for a hug…when he
LadyTygerEyez: comes back through, we are going to have lunch.
BEVTESS: only one drink,Lori, dont want you wound up again
Bichonlori: i wont
RAVEN COBALT: a drink sounds good
B5 Kosh Naranek: LOL
Bichonlori: ok ranger thank you
Bichonlori: kosh you are a nice person
RAVEN COBALT: Rangr can we have more than one?
RAVEN COBALT: {s drnkfile
Drowsbane: Kosh is a nice person?? When did this happen?? LOL
B5CL Rangr: RAVEN COBALT, sure! … I’ve work the system to bill STCC’s account for all the drinks
AngelMpath: Ranger, when is Member Photos going to be updated?
Bichonlori: i cant .. cause.. b5ranger1 is blocking me
RAVEN COBALT: LOL
Bichonlori: kosh is always a nice person
RAVEN COBALT: how kind of you Rangr
B5CL Rangr: AngelMpath, good question … don’t know
Bichonlori: he is also putting up with dogs
Bichonlori: and 13 pups and 8 adults
B5CL Rangr: Bichonlori, I’ll make a note so that he will send it to you
SataiDelennThe1: Sounds kind of like hell to me.
Bichonlori: thank you
JRiggs3812: too many kids
JRiggs3812: to take care of
Drowsbane: I’m a cat person, myself.
BEVTESS: me too
Bichonlori: i want a baby.. to play with. not to keep
JRiggs3812: I prefer dogs though
B5CL Rangr: hey Tygerm, how kewl is B5Silver1?
Bichonlori: dogs are easy to take care of
LadyTygerEyez: ::sneezes:: someone mention cats?
AngelMpath: I’ve got kids, dogs and a cat {S neener
B5CL Rangr: tygerm = tyger
LadyTygerEyez: He’s too cool, Ranger.
B5CL Rangr: LadyTygerEyez, I got that feeling from his emails to me
JRiggs3812: got to go folks, need to binge on Quake II. until next time.
Drowsbane: Nite Riggs.
OnlineHost: JRiggs3812 has left the room.
AngelMpath: later JR
B5CL Rangr: I almost wanna be a trucker due to him
LadyTygerEyez: if we can hook up when he passes back through this way,
LadyTygerEyez: we’re gonna have lunch or a dinner or something.
B5CL Rangr: JRiggs, see ya
LadyTygerEyez: me too. <G>
LadyTygerEyez: he told me to apply on his website.
Drowsbane: Or something?? Hmmm……..0:-)
LadyTygerEyez: DROWS!!! }S thwap}..his wife will be right there.
B5CL Rangr: Drowsbane, don’t you even go there!
Drowsbane: I didn’t go there, she did!!! RIGL
SataiDelennThe1: A Ranger aspiring to be a trucker, how interesting.
LadyTygerEyez: she drives with him.
Drowsbane: I just pointed the way.
SataiDelennThe1: LadyTygerEyez very smart woman there.
B5CL Rangr: SataiDelennThe, I did say almost
LadyTygerEyez: I agree.
Bichonlori: i got a nice glass of wine
B5 Kosh Naranek: rut roh
SataiDelennThe1: Almost only counts in horse shoes and hand granades.
BEVTESS: brb
OnlineHost: BEVTESS has left the room.
Drowsbane: You do know what’s involved with getting a CDL, yes Tyg?
B5CL Rangr: one thing … I’d have to shoot the Judds with in a week, either that or not
B5CL Rangr: listen to the radio
SataiDelennThe1: I have a CDL.
B5CL Rangr: SataiDelennThe, and atomic bombs
LadyTygerEyez: not really. He just told me to apply for a job.
Drowsbane: I’m going to get mine later this year or early next year, Satai.
LadyTygerEyez: I’d have to take driving classes.
LadyTygerEyez: but that would be so cool….driving all over the country.
SataiDelennThe1: LadyTygerEyez that would be a plus.
Drowsbane: LadyTyg, you have to keep up a physical, every two years.
B5CL Rangr: Drowsbane, ummm …there’s a medical test too
LadyTygerEyez: yeah.
Drowsbane: Rangr, and your point is?
SataiDelennThe1: Unfortunately not a mental test though.
Bichonlori: his satai
Drowsbane: I’m going for a CDL, with a HazMat rating.
B5CL Rangr: Drowsbane, and you have to read english too <weg>
SataiDelennThe1: Just barely.
AngelMpath: Drows, HazMat pay is great but so is the risk
Drowsbane: Hmm, someone hear a gnat buzzing around?? LOL
B5CL Rangr: it made the papers out here about a guy who couldn’t and got a ticket for it
SataiDelennThe1: AngelMpath very true. We have people who do asbestos cleanup.
Bichonlori: oh wow
Drowsbane: Angel, we only have one or two things that require a HazMat,
Drowsbane: and I’m getting the lisence for my present job, not into long haur
Drowsbane: driving.
LadyTygerEyez: Phew. :::dodged a major one there:::
Drowsbane: haur-haul
Drowsbane: And, for the record, I spek very gud Englush.
LadyTygerEyez: I was going to make plans to be out of town if you ever drove through.
AngelMpath: Duky’s brother does hazmat in Texas, he thinks his brother is crazy to do it
B5CL Rangr: Drowsbane, yes, but can you read a NYC street sign and follow the instructions?
Drowsbane: Rangr, can anyone read a NYC street sign?
Drowsbane: {S snicker}
SataiDelennThe1: Why would anyone want to?
AngelMpath: Satai, the money is good
B5CL Rangr: Drowsbane, oh I can, took about a year to figure it all out
Bichonlori: how hard is it to read a new york sign
OnlineHost: Jaegermann has left the room.
Bichonlori: my brother is moving there from california
SataiDelennThe1: AngelMPath very good but I worry about the drivers.
LadyTygerEyez: Ranger, my best friend from college is moving up to NYC
LadyTygerEyez: next month. I’m going to hold a wake for her. <WEG>
Bichonlori: ok me drunk
SataiDelennThe1: LadyTygerEyez she may get lost forever in that hell hole.
Drowsbane: LadyTyg, Irish Wake? LOL
B5CL Rangr: Bichonlori, ok what does the following mean? No Standing execpt trucks
B5CL Rangr: loading and unloading 7am to 7pm. No standing at any other time
LadyTygerEyez: Hehehe.
AngelMpath: Tyger, send her a sympathy card, her life has ended <g>
LadyTygerEyez: I know. And she’s already blackmailed me into coming up for a visit.
B5CL Rangr: LadyTygerEyez, give them my phone number!
Drowsbane: Standing=parked vehicles, obvoiusly.
SataiDelennThe1: LadyTygerEyez DON”T go!
LadyTygerEyez: she’s twisted enough, ranger…you’ll warp her for life!!
B5CL Rangr: Drowsbane, actually no
AngelMpath: Hey, Tyger, maybe they’re kindred spirits and meant to meet <g>
LadyTygerEyez: but I have to Satai..she made it too irresistible. She and I
LadyTygerEyez: are going to Yankee Stadium when they are playing the
LadyTygerEyez: Rangers, and scream for the Rangers.
Bichonlori: means dont park your car… here
Drowsbane: Ok, then what has standing have to do with trucks???? Here, we
Drowsbane: make signs in plain English!!
B5CL Rangr: LadyTygerEyez, no I’ll probably save her from being towed
Bichonlori: and only loading and unloading
LadyTygerEyez: LOL
LadyTygerEyez: here too..although our signs have a bit of a twang.
OnlineHost: Babs5Capt1 has entered the room.
Babs5Capt1: Hi everyoe
Babs5Capt1: everyone
RAVEN COBALT: hiya Babs
SataiDelennThe1: I would certainly avoid all ball games in NYC. Crazy people go there.
B5CL Rangr: Babs5Capt have seat, get a drink, and leave the A/S checks at the bank.
Drowsbane: LadyTyg, let me guess “Y’all don’t park here”. ROFLMAO
LadyTygerEyez: Hehehehehe
B5CL Rangr: Translates for sign to english: If you don’t have commerical plates, you’ll be
B5CL Rangr: towed between 7am – 7pm. Otherwise we’ll tow anything on the street
LadyTygerEyez: that is what is in the translation.
SataiDelennThe1: Well Drowsbane you at least can understand that remark.
Bichonlori: i got that drows
SataiDelennThe1: Rangr are your eyes brown?
Drowsbane: I spent several years in the South. Love the people.
B5CL Rangr: SataiDelennThe, nope
You sure?
Drowsbane: But I can Translate Texan, most of the time. LOL
LadyTygerEyez: ::thinks they should be::
Drowsbane: LadyTyg, DMTA
B5CL Rangr: SataiDelennThe, yes cuz the TP is pushing up aganist the inside ..
LadyTygerEyez: Drows, if you can translate Texan, you are one up on everyone else.
OnlineHost: Babs5Capt1 has left the room.
LadyTygerEyez: :::shrieks in laughter:::
SataiDelennThe1: Texan is easy. LaLa land is hard.
Drowsbane: Ok, weisenheimer, what’s a turtledove?
Drowsbane: Or a case knife?
SataiDelennThe1: ebonic Mexican is a trip.
LadyTygerEyez: Danged if I know. Something in the 12 Days of Christmas?
OnlineHost: Kryten61 has entered the room.
Kryten61: {S hello
LadyTygerEyez: and I was laughing at Ranger. LOLOL
AngelMpath: Tyger, lol
B5CL Rangr: weinheimer? man The only one I’ve ever heard say that was my father
B5CL Rangr: Welcome Kryten to the Eclipse Cafe, we chat about anything SciFi, except age or sex
Kryten61: What’s going on here?
Drowsbane: Turtledove is the trunk of a car. And case knife is a butter knife.
LadyTygerEyez: well, bully for you, Drows. :::winks:::
B5CL Rangr: Kryten, the usual insanity
Kryten61: Kewl!
LadyTygerEyez: {{{{{{{{{{Kryten}}}}}}}}}}}
Kryten61: {{{{{{{{{{{{{Tyger}}}}}}}}}}}}
Kryten61: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Angel}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Bichonlori: houston.. we have a problem
Kryten61: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Lori}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Drowsbane: LadyTyg, how many hound-dogs would be crushed if your porch collapsed, hummm?
B5CL Rangr: lol Bichonlori,
Bichonlori: hi kryten
Bichonlori: heheheheh
Kryten61: ;-)
Bichonlori: I get them once and a while
LadyTygerEyez: Hardy har har…that was so funny I forgot to laugh.
SataiDelennThe1: Still cannot get to the web. shucks
LadyTygerEyez: we have two dogs, in the back yard, one Rottweiler and one basset hound.
Bichonlori: here a bichon.. there a bichon.. everywhere a bichon…
Kryten61: Puppies!
Drowsbane: See, you have a hound dog. LOL
Bichonlori: i got them
Kryten61: Wrong, Drowsy!
Kryten61: No dogs in Texas . . .
Kryten61: In Texas, they have “dawgs.”
LadyTygerEyez: but not under the front porch.
Drowsbane: Ok, right, theyr’e dawgs. I forgot the accent.
LadyTygerEyez: LOL Kryten, now how would you know?
AngelMpath: :::waits for Tyger to thwap Kryten::::
Kryten61: LOL
Kryten61: I know Texans . . .
Drowsbane: SMTA Kryten.
LadyTygerEyez: Angel, I can’t…I say “dawgs”
Kryten61: LOL See?
B5CL Rangr: well, gang my time is up. Please remember to report any problem to Kw:
Drowsbane: I’ve heard her talk, she does have the twang!!
B5CL Rangr: Notify AOL. Thanks for having me as your host tonight and God bless you all
B5CL Rangr: and have a great night!
Drowsbane: Nite Rangr.
AngelMpath: Niters Ranger
LadyTygerEyez: See you Ranger.
B5CL Rangr: {{{Eclipse Cafe}}}}}