You Might Be a Babylon 5 Addict if...
"You go the the plastic surgeon to get gill implants."
- You think St. Patrick's Day is a Green Drazi holiday
- Your personalized license plate is B5 related.
- You threaten someone you don't like with a visit from the Narn Bat Squad.
- Whenever you leave your garage, you say, "Launch Zeta Wing"
- You think Disney made a movie called "The Pak'ma'ra of Notre Dame"
- You find a can of soup with the label peeled off, and think someone dropped their fighting pike.
- You keep your bed angled at 45 degrees because you don't want to tempt fate.
- You think the President travels in Earth Force One.
- You think Furbies are speaking Minbari.
- The Babylon 5 crew photo has replaced the picture of your kids on your desk.
- You slap the back of your wrist whenever the phone rings.
- You think F-16 pilots are really Gaim working for the military.
- You ask your barber to cut your hair just like Londo's.
- You put a Vorlon on top of your Christmas tree.
- You dress up as the Vorlon God Boojie for Holloween.